#FiveStarGeneral

When I tell someone about all the boys I’ve slept with recently

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And they judge me like…

And I’m just like…

W&L Returns to Collegiate ACB y'all :)

When I hear my roommate talk about me when she thinks I’m asleep

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I’m just like:

And then I think, 

Bitch I’ll get you and you won’t even see it coming

When I try to make conversation on the Hill with someone I’ve drunkenly hooked up with before

It goes something like: 

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When I go to Doremus and see a guy I’ve hooked up with

If it’s a Lamda, Fiji, Pike, Snu, SigEp, or ChiPsi i’m like: 

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The face I maintain while talking to a girl who’s boyfriend I’ve hooked up with

adventuresinfratland:

W&L finals week

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When I hear a girl in KD talk

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When my GDI RA tells me she’s concerned I might be an alcoholic

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I’m like:

When you tell your friend that they hooked up with Sarah Whelihan

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They’re like:

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